I have my silly cousin to thank for this one. She sent it to me via text message and I literally burst out laughing and sent it to a few friends. Life has been way too serious lately so I hope this Storm Breaker makes you LOL as well!
You Better Come Get Santa!
You better come get Santa before I F@ck him up. He is outside my door screaming "Ho, Ho, Ho" and I keep telling him you're not here!!!
Imagine receiving that in your text message inbox. My cousin is stupid! Merry Christmas Everyone ;-)