Monday, May 11, 2009
I recently ran into the ex-husband at one of my favorite hangout spots. We aren't friends and I had no desire to carry a conversation with him. After passing him a few times, he almost shouted "Hello Kay, How are you?" I almost laughed at him and flipped back a "Hey, what's up" and never broke stride...WTH? Wonder what the chick he was with thought of that?
My Supervisor had the nerve to tell someone the other day "My time is valuable"...WTH? Like their time isn't?
I'm too old for dating games. Don't start to call and text me again after you turned ghost for weeks...WTH?
What do you mean "is this my hair?" Can't you see my scalp? Yes, it grows this way and yes I have curls, kinks, and waves...WTH?
"Me and J have the same taste in women. He's a great guy. I hit on all of his friends. Your hair is pretty can I touch it?" Seriously....WTH? Those sentences told me more about you than you ever could. Sorry, but you may NOT touch my hair. Furthermore if J is such a great guy, why do you hit on his friends?
WTH? Prince is doing shows in Vegas again? Where can I get a ticket?
It took you how long to get ready? WTH!?!
I got hit on by a woman for the first time, didn't know if I should be flattered or ask her WTH?
I have over 40 sick days and you are looking at me cross-eyed for taking one? WTH?
There has to be a better way to make a living than working a full-time gig for 30 years. WTH?
What do you mean "Everyone's salary will be frozen next year." Have you seen the price of food? WTH?!?
My new neighbor had the nerve to ask me to pay for branch removal after a storm put three branches in her fenced backyard from a tree in my yard. I looked at her crazy when she said "I swept the patio and had it looking pretty and then leaves from your tree fell into it again." Ummm...yeah, they do that. What you want me to do? WTH?!?
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